she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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