The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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