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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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