Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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