We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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