Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction