Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.