she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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