So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Randomize
