i don't like sucking hair
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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