That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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