i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship