I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...