i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?