too bad you live with your parents still
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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