I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
operation have a gay friend backfired
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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