question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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