brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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