i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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