Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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