Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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