just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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