she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
