if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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