I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
