i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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