I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
i need some magic done to my vagina
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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