She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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