can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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