I'm so fucking centered right now
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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