O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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