All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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