I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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