Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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