the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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