I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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