do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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