I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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