Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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