i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Shame - the story of my life.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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