i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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