All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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