You made me cry and you don't even care
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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