The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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