hotel room ftw
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so much tequila, so little girl.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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