careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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