We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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