whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You're like the curious george of whores
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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