my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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