I wanna bring you to show and tell
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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