last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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