Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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