She said her name was "party"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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