what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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