My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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