yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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