no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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