road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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