You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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